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cannibalchicken:

crazy-brazilian:

mooncrvmbs:

another day without a morally grey fictional man who would commit arson for me

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

sharb:

“what is he doing in there?”

ampervadasz:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

pointnclickadventuregame:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

garfieldtaxidermy:

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

emilynyaaa:

penumant:

mananabuffins:

that-twink-over-there:

dormouseking:

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

Fuck his dad

kosmogrl:

andromerot:

why are people soo afraid of seeming desperate. i love desperation and hate detachment. ache more idiot

gideonisms:

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

hungwy:

I like saying “I’ll allow it” only in contexts where I have no power or authority

imgladyourehereholdme:

a nice morning can be twenty hours long, if you need

greelin:

“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget